Notebook of DOY · page 1

DOY

Why hold? Doy.
Why Canton? Doy.
Why is this website a notebook? Doy.

Some things don't need a 40-tweet thread. DOY is the obvious coin of Canton, run by a potato in a hoodie who has never panicked in his life.

DOY, a potato in an orange DOY hoodie, shrugging with a deadpan face
me when someone asks if I sold
Rows of identical DOYs sitting on chairs, one in the middle holding a sign that says CANTON
the whole holder base, apparently
page 2 · the doy doctrine

Some things don't need a thread.

Crypto loves making simple things complicated. Forty-tweet threads, chart lines drawn in six colors, roadmaps with four phases and a metaverse. DOY looked at all of it, sipped his coffee, and said one word.

That word is the whole philosophy. When the answer is obvious, you don't argue, you don't panic, you don't write a thread. You just say doy and get on with your day.

DOY lives on Canton because Canton is the serious chain, full of banks and settlement and very important meetings. A chain that serious needs one guy in the corner who isn't stressed about anything. That guy is a potato in an orange hoodie. Every $DOY trade is a little bit of calm and a little bit of liquidity added to the chain.

Below are the questions people keep asking. The answers are all the same, but DOY wrote a note under each one in case you need it explained. You probably don't. Doy.

Why are you not selling the dip?Doy.It's a dip. You don't sell a dip, you eat it with chips.
Did the dev get free tokens?Doy. No.The dev bought from the same OneSwap curve as everyone. No stash, no presale, no early friends.
Why Canton?Doy.The most serious chain needs the least serious guy. Somebody has to bring the noise and the liquidity.
Is there a roadmap?Doy. No.The roadmap is: wake up, gm, coffee, hold. Repeat tomorrow.
Who decides what happens next?Doy.The people holding it. Memes, art, the next page of this notebook. Not one guy, the whole crowd of DOYs.
What if it goes to zero?Doy.Meme coins can. DOY knows. That's why he only brings what he'd laugh about losing.
page 3 · a day in the life

Twenty-four hours of not panicking

07:00DOY waving gm at a window at sunrise, holding coffee
gm. coffee first. chart later. maybe.
09:30DOY sipping coffee in a chair while a red chart falls behind him, saying doy
market opens red. checks it once. says doy.
12:00DOY walking calmly through a city crowd of grey panicking people staring at phones under a stock market crash billboard
lunch break. whole city screaming PANIC. DOY walks to get a sandwich.
18:00DOY on a beanbag playing a maze game on an old TV, snack bags everywhere
beat the maze. lost to the ghost. ...doy.
23:40DOY at night in front of a glowing monitor showing a green Canton chart with a sticky note that says hold
late night. Canton chart green. sticky note still says hold.
page 4 · mood tracker

How is DOY feeling?

Pick what the market is doing. DOY will react. Mostly the same way.

*shrug* doy.

DOY shrugging
current mood: doy

$DOY · the boring details

Ticker$DOY NetworkCanton Total supply[TOTAL SUPPLY] LaunchpadOneSwap Dev stashnone. doy. Instrument ID[INSTRUMENT ID]
page 5 · to do list

How to buy

  • Get CC in a Canton wallet.
  • Open OneSwap, find $DOY, match the Instrument ID with this page.
  • Buy some. Not your rent money. Doy.
  • Panic. (skip this one)
page 6 · scratch paper

Doodle here (just move your cursor)

Blank page. DOY left a pen out. Drag your cursor across the paper and it writes. Tap Clear to start over. And yes, you can grab the photos and sticky notes anywhere on this notebook and drag them around.

move your cursor here to write ✎